What can i do to convince my boss? do you think a good blowjob will work?

My first day as a fellow and how unlucky is mine. i get a boss with a very bad character who, when he sees me, messes with the color of my hair. anyway, i'm going to change your mind about me and more with what it cost me to get this job. maybe with a good blowjob to start i will convince you ?.