Take me under arrest, mr. agent, if you want, but i’m not leaving here without trying your truncheon.

This policeman is a friend of my parents and i just ran into him outside a bar where he had been having a couple of drinks with some friends. he had had a little too much to drink and my parents' friend offers to drive my car and park it close to home. i don't remember that my parents had a police friend who was that rich and who marked a tremendous package. when we arrive i steal his handcuffs and i refuse to leave if he does not let me try that hard club that he wears in his pants.